Intelligent questions about dairy products

OH WOW
I was having a nice disgusting milkshake from McDonalds today and it reminded me of this website my friend was telling me about so I looked it up.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS.
But I couldn't stop reading.


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Mmm, don't know about you but I fancy some lard/beetles/poo.

Some of my summer snaps

Well since the lovely Vivitar Ultra Wide & Slim I got on ebay last Summer had MORE THAN QUADRUPLED in price when I went to replace it (!?) I opted for a new toy camera: a waterproof one from Japan called 'Silly'.
I am yet to try it underwater, but it keeps nice and safe in my bag (I always spill things) so that's good. Here's some snaps from the first roll of film:

From top: France, Ibiza, Chislehurst, Orpington, London
I want a scanner so much! I have to take digital photos of everything at the moment; NOT SO GREAT.

Rainbow cakes

My best friend and I made these beaut cakes! 
Ok gay pride's been and gone and these would have been perfect, but why not just have rainbows all the time.
My face says it all really...

Face improvements

Sheikha is an excellent facepainter and photographer, transforming my ugly face into this magnificence:

Modelling for her was wild fun and I hope I get to do it again soon.

Watched too much Changing Rooms as a child!

While recovering from swine flu and feeling terribly LOVESICK and ABANDONED (thanks to SOME PEOPLE are gallivanting in the USA)

I have been decorating my room!

Seeing if I can do it for under a tenner by getting crafty. Progress so far:

Chandelier - £0 (I made it with 3 wire hangers and some old jewellery. Am guna add more ribbons and stuff. Mmm flammable!)
Picture boards - 3 x £1.50 cork boards from Tesco
- £3 flowery duvet cover set (charity shop)
- FREE staple gun (stole it from school...)
- and all my jewellery and old postcards!

I put my pearls on Lenin, doesn't he look dashing!?
Already had him and all this other mess lying around.
Vintage sewing machine - £0 (given to me by my Dad's girlfriend's grandmother!)
Roses - £0 (SENT TO ME BY GIRLFRIEND, YEAH!)

Oh and my pillow collection is growing!
The flowery ones are new, from the set I used to cover the boards. MATCHING!!

So the total so far = £7.50!

Leaving school

When asked what we would miss we said NOTHING.
And this, of course.



Dear Sit

I found this in an old pack of typing paper that my grandmother gave to my mother to give to me.
It's A MYSTERY!!
(also a mystery is why my mother would give me ANYTHING, which you'll understand if you've ever met that pscyho)

I think the typewriter belonged to my uncle Ian who was trying to type a letter. Then along came Sandy/Alex, another uncle (who I don't think I've ever met) who RULES OK(!) Liz is his wife. Maybe they were all drunk.

20p! When I was little I used to play a game where I had an imaginary shop. EVERYTHING in my shop was 20p. I would like to go to this shop now.

Karl loves building sites

Some words of wisdom from my favourite crazy designer-who-used-to-be-fat:
KARL LAGERFELD

"I'm rather pro-prostitution...Thank goodness for it. People need relief or they become murderers."

"Friendship is often used to describe something you are indifferent about. You shouldn't trivialise these things."

Notice in the men's toilets in Chanel office:
"Pissing everywhere isn't very Chanel"

On possessions (despite owning a library and at least 25 iPods): "I don't care for them."

"I love the smell of building sites."

Drawing Room antics

I like the Drawing Room very much as it combines two of my favourite activities: drawing and dressing up crazy.
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It's me posing dramatically, in a blonde wig.


Vintage hair for dummies


I have invented my own amazing way of cheating at doing fingerwaves.
I'm thinking of sharing this as a tutorial cos i'm so unbelievavly generous. And most of the ones I've found online looked REALLY TRICKY and time consuming (my attention span only lasts about 5 seconds).



YES I AM FROM THE 1930S HELLO.


Amen

In a vain attempt to stalk my own blog, I accidentally missed out the 's' in the url,

Which took me to THIS exciting place http://tonic-and-gin.blogpot.com/ (blogPOT!?)
it seems to be some kind of Bible bashing wonderland,

SUCH A RIOT!

so naturally I looked up what they had to say about some of my favourite hobbies:
EBAY
A PHOTO TOUR OF ISRAEL (it Is reaaaallll)
SUNGLASSES(!?)

"A few minutes reading this page could PROVE to you the Bible is true."

Su Blackwell

Wow





I love these book sculptures.

"Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular.

...Everybody loves me so much at this school."
Molly Ringwald, The Breakfast Club
“I never thought of myself as a style icon. I wore all that vintage because my parents kept me on an allowance. … My style was based on necessity.”


Apparently I look a bit like her (I don't)

Why are 80s teen movies so great??


Patrick Wolf

Patrick Wolf, Heaven 12/03/09






" I just go home and write and raid the mini-bar and watch America's Next Top Model."